Ladies and gents, Put on your Black Hats. The government started it, it’s time we gave them a revolution to remember. HOIST THAT RAG!!!!!!
Dear Dracula,
Remember that night
a few years ago?
Well, you have a son.
His name is Edward.
Sincerely, Tinkerbell
“
This is the way the world ends,
this is the way the world ends,
this is the way the world ends,
not in a bang but in a whimper.
“
Everyone is out tonight to see Breaking Dawn, except me, because I’m not insane. Sorry folks, vampires DO NOT glitter.
